What Are Tim Jokes?
Tim Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tim jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates...
...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury
#2
Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa.
Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
#3
Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what
Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry.
#4
There is no "I" in "team." But there's an "I" in "Tim,"
and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there
#5
So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up!
It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas.
#6
So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, it's a permanent job." - Tim Vine, King of the one liners.
#7
Tim Cook officially came out of the closet...
at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.
#8
You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because
my donut just apologized for making me fat.
#9
"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?" "who?
Tim, Felix or the fat one?"
#10
This bloke said to me, "Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?" I said, "Let me make one thing absolutely clear.
My mother was never a young boy."
#11
Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay...
No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!
#12
What's the opposite of Tim Walken?
Tim Daly.
#13
On November 9th...
Me: "I guess President Hillary Clinton is with VP Tim Kaine now. And both feeling pretty high. You could say she's ....co-Kaine! Hahah!" Wife: "Trump won." Me: "Shit..."
#14
TIM: how are you?
ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family
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