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#1
Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby.
Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too.
#2
I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre.
The punchline is too long.
#3
Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it
too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible.
#4
A lesbian tried to hit on me today, so I let her know that I was straight.
She told me, "Spaghetti is straight too, till it gets wet"
#5
man I hate tailgaters I was doing 35 over the limit today and the idiot behind
me was still tailgating and the flashing lights on his car looked stupid too
#6
Us guys like to be held too.
Just, you know, lower. Lowwwwwerrrrrrrr.
#7
How my day went today 1.
Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1.
#8
Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business!
Everyone should read it! Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though...
#9
ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too?
ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*
#10
Why is a firetruck red?
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
#11
According to this BMI
chart I am too short.
#12
Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility.
I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no.
#13
Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me.
If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too.
#14
Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?
... they're too mature for their taste
#15
What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?
A Watermelon...
#16
So I tried to watch a porno featuring Donald Trump...
but I couldn't get off, because he changed positions too often.
#17
Of course I believe you are God's gift to women.
He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
#18
Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon?
Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army
#19
if you're in a bathroom & person in next stall sneezes, do you say bless you or just applaud like normal?
need answer fast too late clapping
#20
I once had a friend named Chance...
But he was just too damn unreliable... I'll show myself out, stage right
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