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#1
Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?
Because there wasn't mushroom on it.
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#2
If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the
last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza.
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#3
I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds.
The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing
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#4
told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then
I whispered "love" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore
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#5
I beat my wife at dominoes last night...
She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.
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#6
adulthood is just eating a taco where the
toppings keep falling out and then death
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#7
Yes, I'd like to return this pizza "is there a problem, sir?" *opens
box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON "sir, you've opened the box upside-down"
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#8
Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party?
I'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings.
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#9
Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one
of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home.
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#10
Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza?
Because it had pork sausage toppings.
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#11
Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy.
Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust.
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#12
My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused
8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone.
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#13
I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
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#14
I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night.
She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings.
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#15
Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings...
When I'm feeling saucy.
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#16
Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their
mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings.
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#17
"My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used
as pizza toppings," said the awesome scientist in my imagination.
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#18
"I have a coupon for a large 2 topping" "What toppings?" "Pepperoni & a
small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"
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