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Tos Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tos jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you make a cat go woof?
You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!
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#2
When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying
over NYC while wearing a superman costume.
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#3
How can you teach Jamals and Juans?
Just toss em banana, they will suck for it
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#4
What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra?
Ring toss.
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#5
I hate when I toss some cold pizza in the microwave, check Twitter
real quick and when I come back I've missed 3 mortgage payments.
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#6
What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex?
"You're going to have to toss me"
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#7
What do vegetarians love to do during sex?
Toss some salad.
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#8
What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner.
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#9
"hello pretty lady." [i slide down the bar] "what's your
name?" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye.
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#10
That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed
and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat...
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#11
If you successfully toss a quarter 5 times through the moving
blades of a ceiling fan, you are talented and stoned.
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#12
"there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty" *Navy Seals
bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*
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#13
What's the difference between friends and potatoes?
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
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#14
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it.
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#15
My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments;
heads she wins, tails I apologise.
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#16
My last gf was so Mexican...
that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad.
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#17
Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair.
Available for bachelor parties.
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#18
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh it was a toss-up!
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#19
If a gay jumped onto your friend's back...
would you help to toss him off?
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#20
Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan?
Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad.
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