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Touche Jokes

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Touche Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of touche jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet.
5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche
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#2
"And...
uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
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#3
Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered.
Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'
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#4
Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's?
Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!
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#5
*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each
piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*
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#6
What hurts?
When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first.
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#7
My son came to my crying today and said, "Dad, when you are at work, Uncle Dave touches me." Couldn't believe it..
My own son... A fucking snitch
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#8
[job int] "& what are your areas of weakness?" [leans in so close my nose
touches the interviewers] "I don't like people touching my nose."
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#9
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#10
*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies*
wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat
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#11
When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#12
Still good at casually flexing my bicep
the second before a girl touches it.
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#13
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
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#14
The fact touche and douche
don't rhyme bothers me.
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#15
What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?
Ebowla.
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#16
When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#17
Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: "If you can't behave we're
going to have to leave here." "But I want to leave here." Touche.
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#18
"Everything the light touches is ours,"
I tell my son while opening the fridge.
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#19
When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper,
"Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom".
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#20
They call my dick 'the landmine'...
because the second anyone touches it, it explodes :(
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