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What Are Tour Jokes?

Tour Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tour jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend!
She said she needed some space.
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#2
What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?
The PGA tour.
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#3
It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in
its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city.
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#4
Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately?
He's on tour.
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#5
"Ladies and gents." That concludes
our tour of the toilets.
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#6
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's
tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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#7
What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?
Egypt me!
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#8
Who won the first Tour de France?
The 7th German Panzer division
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#9
Son, there's the house where I grew up.
And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour
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#10
I went on a tour of a soap factory last week.
I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me.
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#11
Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here.
Well done the UK. Well done.
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#12
Why doesn't the Mormon Church
have a Tour De France team?
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#13
What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?
The PGA tour.
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#14
The Republicans haven't got a single candidate
who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour.
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#15
[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically
flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel.
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#16
Kanye walks into a museum in Finland.
"Imma let you Finnish," he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They're all Kanye, too. And so are you.
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#17
U2 just announced a world tour.
Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?
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#18
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA Tour.
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#19
Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS
1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing
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#20
Why did the Tour de France get raided?
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
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