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What Are Toy Jokes?

Toy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you
want a real toy story read the bible
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#2
Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe.
Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children.
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#3
Last time I was upset, my dog brought me
all of his toys and laid on my head.
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#4
*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly
bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat...
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#5
I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday
if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself
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#6
(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) "How many do I need to get an Xbox?"
"Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
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#7
They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet.
Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars.
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#8
So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom...
I suggested a clothes hangar
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#9
Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.
ICU baby, shaking that ass...
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#10
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses
up his anus His condition was stable.
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#11
Star Wars 7 is when they all realize
that they are just Andy's toys.
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#12
What's a terrorists favorite sex toy?
[NSFW] A blow up doll!
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#13
What did the priest get at Toys R Us?
An erection.
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#14
Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing
on iPads and not interacting with one another.
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#15
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?
Because he is a little shellfish.
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#16
*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING
IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, "SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."
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#17
Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle
over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy.
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#18
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.
I said "Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"
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#19
What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?
Beyblades.
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#20
What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?
It was an ax-I-dent.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Toy Jokes?
Our collection features 291 Toy Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Toy Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Toy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Toy Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Toy Jokes are available?
We currently have 291 Toy Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Toy Jokes?
Toy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Toy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and toy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love toy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

💬 People Also Ask

What is a good Toy Jokes to share?
A good toy jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Toy Jokes safe for all ages?
Most toy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Toy Jokes?
toy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Toy Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Toy Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new toy jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Toy Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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