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Transmission Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of transmission jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?
It pains them to have standards.
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#2
"MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!" I scream helpfully when I drive past
anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road...
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#3
You know what grinds my gears?
When I'm low on transmission fluid.
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#4
Car Talk So a transmission asks an engine, "Yo Engine, hows things with you today?"
and the engine replies "Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."
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#5
What car transmission do Mexicans use?
Manuel.
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#6
DAD: What happened to your car?
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
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#7
I wonder if mormons support the transgendered?
If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
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#8
Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky
Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I'd like to come home
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#9
Have you heard of the new band The Transmission Lines?
I hear they have so much potential.
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#10
Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water
to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy
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#11
The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions
of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet.
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#12
"Hola, Senor, do you want me to shift into
second gear?" Manuel transmission
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#13
A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids.
Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?
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#14
Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?
Because she prefers to drive stick!
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#15
As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears?
The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!
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#16
Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?
He was always Stalin in his manual!
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#17
I'm old enough to remember when a car on the back of a tow truck
meant a transmission problem rather than repossession problem.
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