What Are Trek Jokes?
Trek Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of trek jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis...
Remember to always backup your Data!
#2
Look, Clinton's gonna win.
US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.
#3
What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?
(Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
#4
You know you're a Star Trek fan when you...
hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time.
#5
on star trek every time they beam down to a new planet they
get their tricorders out to find somewhere to go on yelp
#6
What did the counselor say to the hologram?
"You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)
#7
What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing.
I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.
#8
How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
#9
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long? Because Captain Picard uses an android.
#10
Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?
Because they are such Kling-ons.
#11
Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either.
#12
The Pope quit.
Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?
#13
Question: What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?
Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
#14
Why is the Star Trek enterprise like toilet paper?
They both circle your anus searching for cling-ons
#15
I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...
It was a Wookie mistake
#16
Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers.
This is an example of a "Long Kahn".
#17
If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing
a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.
#18
Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members
trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet.
#19
Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son
the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day.
#20
I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant
that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.
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