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Tummy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tummy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, "Why are you SO FAT?" Me, "You're
inside my tummy." 6, "That's DISGUSTING." Me, "It gets worse.."
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#2
If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little
pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod.
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#3
How does J.G.
Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? "It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"
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#4
Why did u eat it???
A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her "Mom, What's in u'r tummy?" Mom answered "Its a sweet, lovely baby." Son says, "If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"
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#5
What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?
"tummy, my X-Men!"
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#6
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
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#7
My 4 year told me my tummy looks soft and squishy today,
so I put her barbies on the highest shelf on the house.
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#8
Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles]
Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
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#9
Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy?
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby? 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
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#10
Tummy REALLY hurts.
I guess that's what I get for being extra careful of diseases! (Coating all foods/drinks in Purell)
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#11
Ugh, I just spilled red wine all
over the inside of my tummy.
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#12
5,"So we don't get to open any presents today?" Me, "No." 5, "So
basically Thanksgiving is just Christmas for your tummy, right?"
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#13
Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and
an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months.
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#14
How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy...?
How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say, "Congratulations" but no one rubs the guy's balls and says "Good job"?!
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#15
My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year.
So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck.
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#16
Daughter (5): "Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"
Me: "Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"
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#17
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror ....she rubs her tummy and says to her husband "I feel ugly, fat and disgusting.
Pay me a compliment" Husband says "well, your eyesight is spot on"
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