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Turn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of turn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone
as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion.
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#2
Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that
a cake or a meringue?' The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'
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#3
A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more!
my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'
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#4
*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS
BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN
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#5
So two mushrooms walk into an elevator.
One turns to the other and says, "There's not mushroom in here is there?"
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#6
So I'm banging this guy from behind...
... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say "Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"
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#7
When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum
from 'The Lord of the Rings'.
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#8
In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the
lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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#9
What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?
A nun with a spear through her head.
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#10
Wanna see a banana split?
Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father.
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#11
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing
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#12
If Betty White killed someone,
I wouldn't turn her in.
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#13
Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another.
"He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"
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#14
[wakes up & turns to wife] "I had a nightmare.
You died." "Aw. It was just a-" "Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast."
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#15
Toddler: *crying bc it isn't her turn with the princess crown* Me: Sweetie,
you need to share Husband: Just give her the crown, you're 35
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#16
What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?
An *and*chestra.
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#17
Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?
A: Turn Rachmanin off.
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#18
Just got my results from ancestry dot com
and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee.
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#19
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour.
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#20
I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites.
As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing.
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