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Tuxedo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tuxedo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Girls want a Guy that's a gentleman and a Bad Ass!
Girls want a guy that's a gentleman and a bad ass. On first dates, I wear a tuxedo and an eye patch!
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#2
Going to an event tonight and wearing a tuxedo.
A real tux, not one of those cheapo ones. Seriously, this thing is made with actual penguin.
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#3
*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's
Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?
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#4
What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?
"I feel a bit overdressed."
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#5
An old black man goes to his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo...
...his doctor asks him "Why are you wearing a tuxedo?" The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
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#6
Me: Do you have any dreams?
Him:...I'm running on a giant hamster wheel and a squirrel wearing a tuxedo comes... Me: ASPIRATIONS YOU IDIOT
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#7
I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store.
Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy.
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#8
you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done?
I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo
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#9
Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...
But it wasn't his strong suit
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#10
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist!
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#11
Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo.
All that's under there is a dead penguin.
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#12
A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front
tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos.
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#13
I got an invite to a wedding that said "black tie only"...
But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.
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#14
Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float.
One says,"It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other replies, "What makes you think I'm not?"
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#15
Is it still casual sex if
you're wearing a tuxedo?
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#16
I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today
in protest of casual Friday.
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#17
I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it.
Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?
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#18
What is black and white and red all over?
A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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#19
Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you?
Work smarter, not harder.
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#20
A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo.
He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... "Fine. Suit yourself."
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