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Twins Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of twins jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted
to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died
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#2
You've got to be twins.
You're too stupid to be one person.
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#3
Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?
Because two Eds are better than one.
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#4
A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins.
It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
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#5
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
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#6
Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant
with twins - Beytwice
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#7
Hippies.
Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
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#8
I had sex with both of the Olsen twins.
But that was before they were famous.
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#9
I went out with anorexic twins last night...
2 birds, 1 stone
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#10
asked the universe for literally nothing & received a
commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway
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#11
Height Q: What is the height of honesty?
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins
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#12
The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal.
More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter.
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#13
My buddy told me he was having sex with twins...
I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, "Her brother has a mustache"
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#14
Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
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#15
I've just started going out with some
anorexic twins, two birds one stone
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#16
As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently
to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face.
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#17
My brother and I share the same birthday.
We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap.
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#18
Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
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#19
Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
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#20
A new teacher joins school.
She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: " Twins " ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , " NEIGHBOURS"
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