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Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch
this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open
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#2
Top Rated Videos: Dangerous Joke ever.Baby is being Edict.awkward http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dangerous-joke-everbaby-is-being.html
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#3
At one time I had majority ownership shares in the UK top BBQ company.
Somedays I wish I never sold my stake.
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#4
A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad...
52% of them voted against romaine
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#5
Hey EU, heard you lost a country...
..., UK bro?
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#6
Justin Bieber on the phone.
Says he "won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry". Well played, Great Britain. Job done.
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#7
People from the UK have been exercising more.
They've lost a few pounds.
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#8
How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?
An hour after its landed its still whining.
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#9
Apparently they don't use the term "stealth handjob"
in the UK They call it a "blanket wanket".
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#10
At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work...
...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway.
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#11
Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...
He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica
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#12
Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?
The Lay-Boar Party.
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#13
If I were to open a dollar store in
the UK, I'd call it Pound Town.
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#14
People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
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#15
I think someone may be sending me death threats.
Woke up this morning with a [Tesco burger](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521) on my pillow!
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#16
Bought a shirt in the UK.
Care instructions say "iron whilst damp." I still have no idea when to iron that thing.
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#17
Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here.
Well done the UK. Well done.
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#18
(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys?
Go 'n' Wash
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#19
Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?
They're big fans of teabagging.
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#20
The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum...
So the english are going to get away scot free!
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