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What Are Um Jokes?

Um Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of um jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My dad could kick ur dads ass!
Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back
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#2
Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr.
Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*
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#3
Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, "So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's
crazy?" And Mickey says, "Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"
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#4
Starbucks needs a separate line
for people who say "um"
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#5
[Job interview] "What would you say is your greatest strength?" "Sticking
my fingers in people's mouths." "Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"
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#6
me: "so is this a date?"
hitchhiker: "um"
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#7
[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok!
ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-
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#8
"Um, here's a crazy idea, how about finishing the
wall mural in the baby's room?" - Banksy's wife
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#9
*boss calls me into office* "um but sir my name
is--" Be quiet you're "into office" now
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#10
"I'd make an awesome president.
Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"
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#11
Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne?
Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second.
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#12
"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?
"...like warm hill pee"
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#13
Q: What is a 'forum'?
A: Two-um plus two-um.
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#14
Hey my American friend, I heard you like Football jersey's so I got you the new Irish Kit!!
*Um, Bro?*
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#15
TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight.
Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ....
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#16
"Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off...
Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"
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Our collection features 16 Um Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and um jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Um Jokes safe for all ages?
Most um jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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