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#1
Nutella.
A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.
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#2
Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting.
How about drawing two umbrellas?
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#3
Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today.
He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: "Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."
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#4
Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas cant walk.
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#5
Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas.
Busy streets only. No names please.
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#6
I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas,
but they usually go over peoples heads.
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#7
Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's
kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all.
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#8
I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit.
I think it's time to make a stand.
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#9
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't become polly-saturated!
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#10
[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain.
Sort of like "Eiffel for you", or "never leaf me" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)
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#11
What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear:
Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop
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#12
why do people carry umbrellas?
because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :((((
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#13
Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk.
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#14
Just found out that umbrellas open up.
I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we.
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#15
Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day...
... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?
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#16
Why don't women need umbrellas?
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
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#17
Why do people carry around umbrellas?
Because they can't carry themselves
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#18
Why do the English always carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk
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#19
Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later?
We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain.
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#20
My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.
He's ready for Twitter.
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