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What Are Unicorn Jokes?

Unicorn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of unicorn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed.
Eunuchorn
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#2
Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield ....
Thought I hit a unicorn
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#3
I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook.
Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?
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#4
After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride
a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream.
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#5
Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?
"Regular coffee with cream please" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. "TEN?"
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#6
I'm eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw
up tonight people will think I'm a unicorn in human form.
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#7
I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad.
I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.
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#8
This unicorn sitting next to me
is saying that I drank too much
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#9
I think this unicorn may be drunk,
'cause he's not making ANY sense!
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#10
Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to
strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn.
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#11
How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?
Put it in the back yard.
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#12
My kids aren't going to believe in Santa.
They're going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree.
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#13
Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough.
mind=blown
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#14
Why can't unicorns play soccer?
Because they don't exist
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#15
I bet black unicorns have
the biggest horns.
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#16
Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us?
Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it
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#17
Unicorns have the
best poker faces.
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#18
What do you call a gay rhinoceros?
Scooter the unicorn.
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#19
Ladies, I don't understand this childish obsession with unicorns.
The horn isn't there for shits and giggles. They spear and kill shit.
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#20
I believe Unicorns were the first
to call each other dickheads.
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