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#1
What happens when people settle for a shitty situation?
They're citizens of the So-be-it Union.
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#2
HR: know why you're here?
Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish
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#3
"Fuck unions!" he furiously typed...
On his day off.
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#4
Britain left the European Union....
Some think that the country will eurupt
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#5
Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama?
It's called the union worker You'll over pay It never works And you can't fire it
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#6
How do male civil unions not end
with the phrase "I dude"?
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#7
Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
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#8
Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines.
He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: "Not a winner"
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#9
What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?
Commutators
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#10
What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?
A so-be-it union.
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#11
Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?
They strike from the shadows.
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#12
The Soviet Union won't ever rise again?
What a bunch of Bolshevik.
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#13
Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator.
Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?
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#14
What do you call a British circle jerk?
A Union Jack.
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#15
Homophobia is a sacred union between
a man and his bigotry.
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#16
I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like.
Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution.
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#17
The janitor's union called
for sweeping reforms.
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#18
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
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#19
Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon?
In case they didn't want to come back.
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#20
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
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