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#1
What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?
Ohm.
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#2
A Unit of Power Walks
Into A Bar Watt?
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#3
What's the length of the world's smalest
possible sea creature A PLANCKton unit
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#4
How much is twelve units of mass?
Dozen matter.
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#5
Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work.
The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour.
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#6
TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag.
They use a white flag instead.
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#7
Coordinate geometry is terrible.
I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?
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#8
When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt.
I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus.
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#9
America is converting to metric units...
inch by inch.
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#10
A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid.
'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'
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#11
My favorite short joke.
How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure.
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#12
A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar
to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
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#13
[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor:
God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW
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#14
Fish are just mobile
sushi storage units.
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#15
Poor Pascal...
he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?
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#16
If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED?
BULLSHIT! "Maybe if you didn't suck.." *slams x-box on floor*
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#17
Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure.
"I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody." "Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."
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#18
Do you like hot women that scream in bed?
Check out the burns unit at the hospital.
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#19
The next person who calls it an ATM Machine
is getting sent to the ICU Unit.
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#20
I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency...
It hertz my head.
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