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#1
I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system!
It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me.
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#2
Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem.
They're going to replace them with coon dogs
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#3
A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar
to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
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#4
How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science:
virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units
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#5
Maybe if wommen's uteroids weren't such powerful mystery-swamps,
the GOP wouldn't have to police them with #light & #K9 units.
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#6
Fetish...
I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation.
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#7
What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common?
They're both Naval units.
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#8
What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?
Mecca-nized infantry.
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#9
If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED?
BULLSHIT! "Maybe if you didn't suck.." *slams x-box on floor*
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#10
.@LAPD My wife made hazelnut "coffee" with my coffee maker.
Send all available units.
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#11
My favorite short joke.
How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure.
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#12
I was going to consider brief units of time
but now I'm having second thoughts.
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#13
I was talking to my science class...
...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold.
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#14
Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
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#15
Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past
weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S
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#16
TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag.
They use a white flag instead.
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#17
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair.
I don't even remember what he did anymore.
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#18
What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?
Using imperial units.
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#19
How much is twelve units of mass?
Dozen matter.
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#20
What's a life without units?
Unmeasurable.
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