What Are University Jokes?
University Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of university jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole...
"Ich bin ein doctor."
#2
My university offers sex education lessons....
Guess I should sign up for intercouses.
#3
All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy
University and majored in "boring".
#4
What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?
Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out
#5
Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?
The Janitor
#6
Which university has the most muslims?
SUNY
#7
Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?
They were graduated
#8
Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse.
Because he sure is an Orange Man.
#9
Melania Trump is so dumb...
She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
#10
Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring
in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts
#11
Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what?
Son: why you didn't make it to university
#12
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who
stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
#13
After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD...
or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
#14
At university I was going to join the debating class...
...but someone talked me out of it
#15
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
BringemYoung University
#16
They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room.
The police are looking into it.
#17
What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience?
A hippocampus.
#18
What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?
"Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
#19
(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice.
Woman chose not to date him.
#20
Finish this joke, "I am Christian and I believe in science.
In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University." So far I have, "Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."
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