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Up Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of up jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope
"You are weak willed and lack conviction"
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#22
Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying,
"Awwww..." while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks.
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#23
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning Bill."
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#24
A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell.
"At least I'm still in Michigan."
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#25
What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?
Keep it up!
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#26
Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up
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#27
We have to break up.
What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie.
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#28
Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me,
give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'
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#29
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox
machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
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#30
I like my women like I like my coffee....
Ground up and in the freezer.
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#31
What do UP!
and push-up have in common? First you have a great time, but after 5 minutes you end up crying.
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#32
I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song...
Called "So Long".
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#33
I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up.
Britches love stitches.
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#34
Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked
super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT
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#35
I'm always two drinks away from digging up
my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
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#36
What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?
chink chink chink chink
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#37
A polite penis stands up when
a lady wants to sit down
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#38
Set of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything.
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#39
So Abraham Lincoln walks into a bar...
...and says, "I'll have a shot." Did I just make up a new lame joke, or has this been done before? I think I need to sleep.
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#40
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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