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Urge Jokes

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#1
What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin?
*A tempted murder*
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#2
Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just
to see if the government is really paying attention to you?
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#3
/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally.
It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours.
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#4
Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
After all, it's only a whim away.
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#5
The oldest joke in the world: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?" You sail a boatload of young
women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
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#6
at any given time the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight"
is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
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#7
When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like
This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that.
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#8
Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches.
Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away.
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#9
Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked..
But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
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#10
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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#11
Necrophilia The insatiable urge
to crack open a cold one
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#12
Necrophillia The insatiable urge
to crack open a cold one
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#13
What's the definition of Necrophilia?
The urge to pop a cold one.
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#14
A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic.
"Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians." The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off."
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#15
My urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away
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#16
Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread?
The only thing "natural" about this product is the urge to get away from it.
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#17
I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic...
...Doc says I might have "Buy Polar" disorder! EDIT: arctic*
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#18
Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic.
Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid.
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#19
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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#20
At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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