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What Are Urine Jokes?

Urine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of urine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hey baby, there's a party in my pants.
And urine.. ...Vited.
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#2
What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?
Urine trouble!
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#3
A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment...
Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!
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#4
Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done.
Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out.
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#5
A kid locked the boys bathroom.
Janitor tells him "That was a dick move there son". The Principal tells him "Urine a lot of trouble son" His friends are pissed at him
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#6
My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample.
So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D
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#7
What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common?
Urine for a treat.
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#8
If you pee on a cop Urine trouble.
(Credit to my bff)
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#9
Are you in search of a P-Pun?
Urine in luck!
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#10
My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on.....
I said,"yes." She said,"urine for a treat."
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#11
At my last checkup the doctor said he needed a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample ...
... I said " Doc, I can speed this along - I'll just leave you my underwear !"
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#12
Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample.
I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out.
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#13
Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample.
I said, "Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"
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#14
Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals?
When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong.
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#15
If you've never seen Bear Grylls before...
Urine for a treat
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#16
Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you?
You Yourself & Urine.
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#17
Car broke down.
Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull.
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#18
In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine.
Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
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#19
What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?
Urine trouble.
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#20
I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it.
I'll call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."
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