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#1
The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer.
One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex.
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#2
I'm fed up with all that Superman crap.
He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?
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#3
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years.
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#4
Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on.
Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*
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#5
ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ...
ME: Get me your manager
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#6
All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the
West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
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#7
First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it?
W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!
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#8
[Enter restaurant] WIFE: See if you can get us a table ME: Ok [1 minute
later] ME: [sprinting towards wife, carrying table] START THE CAR
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#9
A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies.
She brings them over to our house and later asks us how we liked it. I tell her "You need more practice."
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#10
Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree?
Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard...
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#11
My boss has a rather shrill phone voice.
I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax.
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#12
Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here?
Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both
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#13
All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson.
We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it
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#14
[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much?
"Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
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#15
Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Barbers.
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#16
dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like
mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]
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#17
I'd make a political joke...
But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went.
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#18
Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's
actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us.
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#19
Spider: Why don't you like us?
Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG
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#20
Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.!
If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??
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