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Vanity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vanity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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January 1: GONNA WORK OUT EVERYDAY January 2: [works out] Jan 3: [kind
of works out] Jan 4: [too busy to work out] Jan 5: VANITY IS BULLSHIT
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#2
I couldn't afford a vanity license
plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM.
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#3
Every mirror is a
vanity mirror.
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#4
Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a "clingy, insane, desperate
girlfriend" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM
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#5
Saw a vanity license plate that said "ILUVLUV." I hope
she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield.
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#6
I'm getting a vanity plate that reads "B Pitt" because
I like people to be disappointed when they look at me.
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#7
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates?
He had to change his name to J3X CY4
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#8
I've come to accept the fact that I'm quite vain.
On a vanity scale of 1-10 I'm about a 6. . . A sexy six.
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#9
Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity
dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock
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#10
I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that
reads "IMTEXAN" than I do behind cars with "Baby on board" signs.
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#11
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty.
Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination.
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#12
my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence.
random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner
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#13
What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?
Using the lords name in vanity
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