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#1
Well, I had to break up with the baker i've
been dating She was just too kneady
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#2
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
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#3
Every time I don't clog a toilet I feel
like I've gotten away with something
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#4
*cop approaches me* "have u seen this girl?" *holds up photo* "yeah
I've seen her, NAKED" *hi-5* "haha but seriously shes in my trunk"
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#5
*sends you a pic of a kitten* *you reply, "Awe"* *face melts* *responds,
"We've been over this already, it's "Aww"* *deletes your number*
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#6
They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama....
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen
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#7
Yes, I've been in love before.
I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds.
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#8
I've decided to become a raw carnivore...
I guess you can say I'm going cold turkey
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#9
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they've invented torches.
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#10
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]
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#11
My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how...
I do, I've been praying for a financial miracle.
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#12
My car starts to hydroplane.
I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you." *Soft kiss*
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#13
Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them.
Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
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#14
What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?
They've both got ice on the inside.
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#15
"What're you in for?" "I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it.
I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
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#16
You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban.
A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
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#17
I love posting spam.
Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post.
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#18
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years.
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#19
Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
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#20
I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...
a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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