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Velocity Jokes

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Velocity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of velocity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click
the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track
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#2
Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?
Because he reached terminal velocity.
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#3
My girlfriend said she needs time and distance
does that mean she is calculating velocity?
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#4
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance...
Is she calculating velocity?
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#5
How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?
Terminal velocity.
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#6
She asked me for time and distance.
I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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#7
My girlfriend recently said that she needs some time and distance...
Is she trying to calculate velocity?
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#8
My girl said she need distance and time Still dont know
what she's trying to calculate the velocity of...
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#9
My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance.
I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity
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#10
A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball
A student asked, "Is it an African ball or an European ball?"
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#11
My girlfriend says she needs time and
distance Is she calculating velocity?
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#12
Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word?
Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ...
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#13
May I have a quick word with you?
Velocity
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#14
If you don't wear a seatbelt while on a plane, you might hit the seat
in front of you when it smashes into the ground at terminal velocity.
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#15
I'm really glad I'm taking physics...
...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity.
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#16
What's the maximum velocity while having sex?
68, cause at 69 you flip over
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#17
My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying...
I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity
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#18
So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity...
Well, her exact words were "time and distance" but I knew what she meant.
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#19
My girlfriend had a heart to heart conversation with me today.
She said she wanted some time and distance. Cool! She must really want to calculate velocity
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#20
My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But
for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity
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