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#1
Conjugating verbs is great
It's always in-tense
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#2
Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language?
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
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#3
A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...
He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.
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#4
*spits out coffee*
VERB IS A NOUN
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#5
Pork is awesome, but it's
best when used as a verb.
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#6
What are some really stupid jokes?
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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#7
BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs.
Everyone turns around and stairs at me.
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#8
What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?
Grant.
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#9
First they came for the verbs...
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
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#10
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has
seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future.
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#11
Guns don't kill people.
Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information.
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#12
Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used
to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
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#13
Let's play "Is it an adjective or
a verb?" I love fucking pickles!
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#14
What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?
Bone.
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#15
"Eat me," said the noun "Say what?" said the verb.
"Eat me," repeated the noun, word for word. "Uhh...okay." Verbatim.
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#16
What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?
*Surrendre*
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#17
Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict
shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets.
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#18
Stepping on a #LEGO sucks.
But showing a bunch of kids I know how to use the F word as a noun/verb/adjective in one sentence is good, right?
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#19
A subject and verb walk into a bar...
They have a disagreement. They walks out.
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#20
I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all
up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
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