What Are Very Jokes?
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#1
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
#2
Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
#3
What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?
You're being very teste
#4
I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day.
It was very one-sided.
#5
I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year.
If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up.
#6
He was a good dog.
He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary
#7
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
#8
If you say "gullible" very slow,
it sounds like "butterflies"
#9
Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself,
I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
#10
Accountants are very clever opponents.
They are used to being underestimated.
#11
How was the red sea made?
Over a very long period.
#12
Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
#13
Turkey Is going to get
served very soon
#14
What did the deer say to its lover?
You are very "deer" to me.
#15
Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up.
Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him.
#16
Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear?
He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#17
If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," we're all heading towards a very dismal future.
Am I the only one seeing this?
#18
I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia
I was involved in very organised crime
#19
Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?
Apparently, not here
#20
My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings.
Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing "How Great Thou Art"
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