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Vest Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vest jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the cop say to his belly button?
You're under a vest lol
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#2
TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight.
Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ....
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#3
Why did the rapper die after being shot?
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
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#4
[Cruise ship] "HELP!
THIS MAN HAD A HEART ATTACK" - I think I can help *frantically covers him in all the life vests* cmon do your stuff
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#5
What did the German policeman say to his nipples?
You are under a vest!
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#6
What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
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#7
ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest?
Cos I'd like to be inside you
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#8
What do you call an aligator in a vest?
investigator
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#9
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An Investigator
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#10
Male Birth Control.
....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest.
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#11
Friendship.
(A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
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#12
Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
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#13
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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#14
How do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
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#15
3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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#16
You should never criticize a Muslim...
until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest.
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#17
Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests?
People are surprised it's blowing up.
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#18
Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....?
An Invest-agator
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#19
What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?
A good in-vest-ment
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#20
Birth control pills should really be made for men.
It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
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