What Are Victory Jokes?
Victory Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of victory jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered.
Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory.
#2
The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday
sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes
#3
Massive victory for business ethics advocates!
After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print.
#4
Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan!
We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me? Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
#5
[strip to the waist for my fight club debut] Opponent: "dude they meant
the top half" *walks away* [I claim victory and retire undefeated]
#6
What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
#7
The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots.
They must feel really deflated.
#8
In a landslide victory, landslides
crush their opponents.
#9
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
-Plato, in discussion on , the Greek goddess of victory
#10
[Spelling bee, to clench victory] "O,P...
(hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E." Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct.
#11
Mayweather's formula of victory
Victory = (Hugs + Runs) * 12
#12
I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump
during his victory speech I'd become a monk.
#13
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of
victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
#14
It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html
#15
In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote.
A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".
#16
This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line
& these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :(
#17
I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory....
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
#18
Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete
thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?
#19
New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby.
Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day.
#20
[team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens
to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*
Why People Enjoy Victory Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and victory jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love victory jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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