What Are Virgin Jokes?
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#1
Robert Downey Jr.
went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called " The Islands."
#2
Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!
#3
What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common?
Neither of them have had sex
#4
why would you be a suicide bomber...
And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr
#5
Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
#6
german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there
was not three wise men and not one virgin around
#7
I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands...
Now they just call them Islands.
#8
Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins?
one for each chunk.
#9
Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway?
I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex.
#10
What do you call a nun in a wheel-chair?
Virgin Mobile!
#11
What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?
A virgin
#12
what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad?
A Virgin
#13
72 virgins This was it.
The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students....
#14
What do you call a redneck virgin?
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.
#15
In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin.
:(
#16
What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?
A virgin.
#17
Extra virgin olive oil is just olive
oil who got dating advice from me.
#18
I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible.
A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!
#19
What do you say when a virgin sneezes?
Goesintight.
#20
3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens?
216 virgins.
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