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What Are Visa Jokes?

Visa Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of visa jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I see a border patrol car drive by...
So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)
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#2
This is how bad immigration is getting.
I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was "Visa?" The fucking twat ran off!
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#3
Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score?
A Visa-Goth!
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#4
A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the
man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'.
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#5
Library charged my Visa $15.60 for my son's lost Dr.
Seuss book. Teri got mad oh yes she did, Teri got angry and grounded her kid.
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#6
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.
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#7
3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy.
MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect...
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#8
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And
it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard
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#9
Pussy is like visa It's accepted
almost everywhere
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#10
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out?
You get Les Miles and zero points
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#11
At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands
credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa
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#12
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express.
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#13
I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage.
She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA.
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#14
Question on my Visa Application "have you ever been convicted of a crime ?" followed by "explain why"...
so I put "no" and "good lawyer.
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#15
I don't discriminate among size guys.
Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.
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#16
Eastern Europe - 1989 "If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have
to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"
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#17
[magic show] MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card...
ME: Your VISA card MAGICIAN: God dammit!
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#18
I just don't get the immigration issue...
If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards.
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#19
What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?
Visa or Mastercard?
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#20
Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get
in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.
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