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What Are Vodka Jokes?

Vodka Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vodka jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea
why she wanted me to put vodka in cider.
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#2
Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi!
I'm made from potatoes!
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#3
You think you're hardcore?
Watch THIS! *Drinks vodka straight from the potato*
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#4
"I love potatoes!
They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..." -how vodka was born
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#5
Russian Standard is a vodka and American Standard is a toilet.
Russians are all drunks and Americans are all full of shit.
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#6
What's the Russian word for water?
Vodka
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#7
Him: *hands me glass of clear liquid* Is this glass half full or half empty?
Me: Is that water or vodka? Him: Vodka. Me: Empty.
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#8
Brain: stop eating!
Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*
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#9
I don't normally cook.
How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?
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#10
Two ninjas walk into a bar.
They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing.
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#11
A bottle of Rum goes up to a bottle of Vodka...
...and says, "I'm stronger than you!" Bottle of Vodka rolls up his sleeves and says "Proof it"
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#12
I drank a bottle of vodka tonight and
I was feeling Russian Russian to bed
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#13
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot.
Amen!
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#14
No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again.
This is potato water.
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#15
Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of
vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
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#16
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only
will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
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#17
When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot...
& keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka
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#18
My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka.
Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
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#19
Vodka mixes well with everything,
except decisions.
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#20
If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink.
RIGHT??
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Vodka Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and vodka jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Vodka Jokes safe for all ages?
Most vodka jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Vodka Jokes?
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