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Vomit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vomit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder
profile to weed out women who vomit easily
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#2
Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters
when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit.
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#3
What's yellow and smells like a zebra?
Lion vomit.
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#4
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle!
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#5
Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet.
I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me.
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#6
Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food?
It made his stomach falafel.
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#7
I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have
green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers.
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#8
Pregnancy is like politics you vomit a lot and
at the end you get something you don't want.
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#9
Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but
good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit.
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#10
She ate poison!
We have to make her vomit! [everyone looks at me] [i roll my eyes and start getting naked]
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#11
How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit.
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#12
*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them
down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*
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#13
If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O.
If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir
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#14
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!
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#15
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
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#16
*Reads your tweets, vomits into a bucket, mails
bucket to you*- see what you made me do?
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#17
what's food backwards?
vomit
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#18
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with
search results for "best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"
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#19
What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
Koala vomit
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#20
His palms are sweaty...
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*
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