What Are Vs Jokes?
Vs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference?
One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!
#2
Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ?
That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!
#3
I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub...
But they removed it for rape
#4
Woman's world cup- USA vs
JAPAN who gives a fuck...
#5
Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight?
You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you.
#6
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?
Alien vs Predator.
#7
Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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#8
Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs.
Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac.
#10
I can't wait for Alien vs.
Predator vs. Liam Neeson.
#11
Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile.
Talk about alien vs predator
#12
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator
#13
Italian moms vs.
Jewish moms At dinner the Italian mom says to their children, "eat..eat.. or I'll kill you!" Where as the Jewish mom says, "eat... eat.. or I'll kill myself!"
#14
Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game?
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
#15
Breaking news: Messi won't be playing against Netherlands He is suffering from extreme
abdominal pain caused uncontrollable laughter caused by watching Brazil vs Germany
#16
What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?
Alien vs. Predator
#17
Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn..
... I can hear it in the kitchen Husband:I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis
#18
"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" is on, followed by "Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus".
Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES.
#19
I love the smell of blown out matches...
Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!
#20
Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man
Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!
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