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Waiters Jokes

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Waiters Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of waiters jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are waiters terrible pornstars?
They only want the tip
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#2
Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate
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#3
Mom is coming to town.
I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters.
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#4
I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which
are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are.
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#5
I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal.
It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while.
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#6
In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: "And to drink, sir?" Dad: "I'll have a blind coke." Waiter: "I'm sorry?" Dad: "You know, a blind coke.
No ice."
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#7
Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw...
...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo
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#8
Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff
it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident.
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#9
What do waiters and prostitutes have in common?
Just the tip.
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#10
The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due
to lack of waiters I said, "That's alright, I'll wait".
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#11
To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when
you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous.
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#12
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye
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#13
(Super Smash Bros.
Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well.
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#14
To predict how someone is going to treat
you, look at how they treat the waiters.
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#15
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
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#16
My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to
practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
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#17
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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#18
I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly
and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down
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#19
What do waiters want most after dinner?
The tip!
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#20
Waitresses/waiters of reddit...
When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?
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