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What Are Waking Jokes?

Waking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of waking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.
Didn't want it waking the wife and kids.
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#2
I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason
for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there.
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#3
Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead
kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.
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#4
There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love
of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
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#5
My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school.
She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful.
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#6
Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning
and questioning the skin color of their spouse.
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#7
Waking up an hour early gives you an extra
hour to wish you were still in bed.
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#8
Sometimes waking up means the best
part of your day is over.
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#9
Burglar gently waking me...
"you live like this?"
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#10
"Not again" ~ Me, waking
up every morning..
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#11
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
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#12
It's terrible waking up with regret.
Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better.
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#13
Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!!
Well its not true, "WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!
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#14
The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win...
Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls.
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#15
I love waking up to the sound of birds
arguing with their spouses.
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#16
I wish I were poor for one day.
Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to.
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#17
Sometimes waking up means the best
part of your day is over!
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#18
Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his
porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere.
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#19
I hate how every single day my
ex wife just keeps waking up!
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#20
"Star Wars" fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new "Star Wars" movie has been leaked.
Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han Solo all waking up in Vegas.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Waking Jokes?
Our collection features 96 Waking Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Waking Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Waking Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Waking Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Waking Jokes are available?
We currently have 96 Waking Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Waking Jokes?
Waking Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Waking Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and waking jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love waking jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Waking Jokes to share?
A good waking jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Waking Jokes safe for all ages?
Most waking jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Waking Jokes?
waking jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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