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#1
Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
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#2
Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess
you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse.
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#3
WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs?
WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?
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#4
*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep.
Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin
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#5
What's the difference between a pest and vermin?
Walt Disney.
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#6
What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie?
The Breakfast Club.
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#7
I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing,
just an old bloke in a freezer.
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#8
[Fortune Teller] "I see great wealth, also danger." Oh.
"And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled." Are you watching Breaki- "Jesse is so hot."
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#9
English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt
will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.
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#10
Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?
There was no chemistry.
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#11
Walt Disney was an anti-Semite....
The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew.
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#12
An old Scottish joke.
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney.
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#13
Breaking Bad joke (credit to edrubio6) Skyler: Hey, Walt, wanna hear a joke?
Walter: Okay. Skyler: Knock kno- Walter: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
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#14
A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long.
Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
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#15
"I've got 99 problems." - Walt Disney after only
being able to give two Dalmatian puppies away
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#16
Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president...
Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this...
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#17
Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a
fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara.
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#18
I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched
Disney Channel today, he would cry.
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#19
Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?
He wanted to get his Car tuned
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