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#1
Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?
Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou
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#2
TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines.
Edit:Whoops, wrong sub.
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#3
TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine.
Oops, wrong sub!
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#4
TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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#5
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war!
Sorry, wrong sub :(
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#6
My friend is obsessed with navy
destroyers He warships them.
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#7
Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy?
It's the latest in Christian warship.
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#8
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
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#9
I told my dad that I heard the U.S.
is sending warships to Yemen.. "Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."
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#10
Why do French warships have glass bottoms?
So that they can see the rest of their fleet.
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#11
Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church?
It's a house of warship
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#12
A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins "A coward is asked
which are safer, warships or merchant-ships" Dry-Docked ships he answers
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#13
Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors?
So they can see their air force
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