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Washes Jokes

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#1
[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?!
HITLER: Yep
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#2
What's white and washes your socks?
Your wife.
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#3
Man who washes with dog toy
becomes squeaky clean
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#4
What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead?
A hooker washes her crack and resells it.
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#5
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute.
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it
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#6
A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: "Go swimming, the water's great!
And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"
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#7
What washes up on small beaches?
Microwaves!
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#8
I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the
clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing
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#9
My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night.
Another day, another Dawn
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#10
Ugh, I hate wearing this towel
while my wife washes my cape.
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#11
Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if
washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet
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#12
What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?
The water washes away her tears
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#13
How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
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#14
What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?
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#15
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Rub it rub it rub it.
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#16
[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING?
[another bottle with message washes against my feet]
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#17
What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline?
Burnt dick
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#18
Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads.
...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?
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#19
That boy is so dirty the only time he washes
his ears is when he eats watermelon.
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#20
What do you get when water washes away dirt?
a road
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