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Washing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of washing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning.
Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke.
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#2
I saw three sapiens washing
each the other day No homo
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#3
"OMG I'm so wet right now"
- Me after washing a spoon
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#4
Why did the washing machine stop?
Somebody threw the towel in.
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#5
Self Respect is...
Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one.
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#6
Husband: "I have good news and bad news" Wife: "Tell me the bad news first." Husband: "The
washing machine broke." Wife: "And the good news?" Husband: "The dogs are clean."
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#7
Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog?
They were spic and spaniel
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#8
my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing
my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time.
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#9
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
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#10
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands
because someone else walked into the bathroom.
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#11
What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
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#12
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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#13
"I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."
If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok.
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#14
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic !
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#15
I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something
resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one.
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#16
What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
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#17
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: " I'm tired
." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." "I am your sister-in-law."
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#18
Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.
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#19
What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?
putting them back in the wheelchair
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#20
What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
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