What Are Watchers Jokes?
Watchers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of watchers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same.
This "Weight Watchers" shit is a hoax.
#2
I know a place where you can meet tons of women.
Weight watchers.
#3
You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women...
but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up.
#4
I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success.
No bidders but I did have 12 watchers.
#5
Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed
when they saw football instead of a superb owl.
#6
I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns
out they're way harder to pick up than I thought.
#7
What do terrorist Weight Watchers use?
Weapons of mass-reduction.
#8
How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
#9
Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
#10
"Weight Watchers" because "Obesity
Observers" was too cerebral.
#11
do bird watchers not
know about tv
#12
I like to observe people in lines.
I'm in Wait Watchers.
#13
You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation...
Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though.
#14
According to the manual, I can have an extra ten Weight
Watchers Points if I start breast feeding.
#15
I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women.
There were tons of girls there, just not very many.
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