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What Are Wednesday Jokes?

Wednesday Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wednesday jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like.
She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday.
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#2
5yo: I can't wear those socks today.
They say Wednesday. Me: If anyone notices, tell them you're here from the future to save the world.
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#3
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
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#4
What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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#5
They're predicting record highs for Wednesday.
In other news the weather will be hotter than usual.
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#6
Please listen closely...
Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday.
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#7
Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening.
Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday.
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#8
i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti
I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW
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#9
And that's why I never argue with my wife.
Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids.
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#10
It's only Wednesday and I'm already
94% done with this week.
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#11
What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?
Wednesday
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#12
A group of boulders joins Facebook...
...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays.
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#13
Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras.
If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
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#14
A CW pronounces both "r"s in February, both "d"s in Wednesday and has just told me the "correct" way to say segue.
Please send weapons.
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#15
Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has
something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokemon.
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#16
If Wednesday is hump day...
...is Tuesday foreplay day?
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#17
The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like
that sure pulled off some shit.
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#18
I'm giving up drinking.
... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays.
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#19
I've said it before.
Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction.
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#20
Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and Sunday Those were the days...
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Our collection features 64 Wednesday Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Wednesday Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Wednesday Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 64 Wednesday Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Wednesday Jokes?
Wednesday Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Wednesday Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wednesday jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love wednesday jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good wednesday jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Wednesday Jokes safe for all ages?
Most wednesday jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Wednesday Jokes?
wednesday jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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