What Are Weekend Jokes?
Weekend Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of weekend jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend?
I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
#2
"Blackhat" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015.
Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann
#3
Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?
Because every day is a sadder-day.
#4
Cash grant After helping his mom over the weekend, a boy receives a $50 bill from his mom as a reward.
He goes to school on Monday and declares: "I just got a cash Grant!" wa..wa..waaaaaa
#5
Me: Got a hot date this weekend?
Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker....
#6
Do you know the difference between camping and molestation?
No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?
#7
Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again.
All problems deferred to Monday...
#8
I've never met a weekend
that I didn't like.
#9
Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend.
The newspaper headline was "Ocho Sinko"
#10
Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco.
Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends.
#11
Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend?
Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year.
#12
I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend.
He got his finger caught in a wedding band.
#13
I wanted to get a Papa John's slice this weekend, but my girlfriend wouldn't want to go there So I referred to it at PJ's and she was all about it until we arrived.
Got my slice though.
#14
I need "Block" Jokes I blocked my friend really hard in a volleyball game on the weekend and I need some block puns.
Thanks!
#15
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail.
Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
#16
Did you hear that Tom Cruise is hiring Rebecca De Mornay for the weekend to help him make cat food?
Yep, it'll be "Friskies" Business!
#17
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!!
#labordayweekend
#18
I went camping over the weekend...
It was in tents.
#19
guy at work: "good weekend?" me: [in next
toilet stall] "please leave me alone"
#20
What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Why People Enjoy Weekend Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and weekend jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love weekend jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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