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Weekends Jokes

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What Are Weekends Jokes?

Weekends Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of weekends jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm
and only party on weekends
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#2
Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
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#3
I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods.
He just took advantage of his "Nights and Weekends" and proved "roaming" can be expensive.
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#4
No, PSA, buzzed driving isn't drunk driving.
Buzzed driving gets me home 51 weekends a year, drunk driving gets me home w/a fat chick.
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#5
For parents of small children, weekends are
about as relaxing as showering with cats.
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#6
I like my women like I like my cellphone plan...
Free on nights and weekends.
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#7
Sometimes Victoria's Secret is
Victor's secret on weekends.
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#8
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
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#9
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him
to fish and you get rid of him during weekends.
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#10
I believe in equality.
If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
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#11
What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?
Hang at home.
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#12
[interviewing for job as assassin] Me: I only have 1 rule Interviewer: lemme guess.
No women or kids Me: huh? No, I just won't work weekends
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#13
What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go for a disk drive.
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#14
I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at home drinking beer, jacking off to porno mags and playing minesweeper.
I do enough of those things at work.
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#15
Did you hear about the Mexican guy who cheated on his wife?
It was really sad and now he only sees his kids on weekends.
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#16
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and
have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
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#17
Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends.
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#18
The only reason I'm on LinkedIn is to
find employed dates for the weekends.
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#19
What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?
They Turnip
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#20
Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?
To watch movies in the THETA
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Most Weekends Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Weekends Jokes?
Weekends Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Weekends Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and weekends jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Weekends Jokes safe for all ages?
Most weekends jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Weekends Jokes?
weekends jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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