What Are Weekly Jokes?
Weekly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of weekly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report.
I can't wait to do this to my kids.
#2
My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday...
Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time.
#3
A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the maths. I am immortal.
#4
My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil.
I still don't know how much she charges him though
#5
I love Mondays...
It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class.
#6
How much sex do couples have?
Newly weds: "Tri-weekly." After 10 years: "Try weekly." After 30 years, "Try, weakly."
#7
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
#8
What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?
Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly
#9
I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil...
...I don't know how much she charges him.
#10
red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme,
Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D
#11
Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly
Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly
#12
Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly
light humour magazine for all the family
#13
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the maths. I am immortal.
#14
The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness.
So now I only have sex with hookers who say they're positive.
#15
My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more
evil I still don't know how much she charged him though.
#16
Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I
hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
#17
Doing my weekly Anti-virus
scan, my laptop is a slut.
#18
There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks.
Sorry about the shitty news.
#19
[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's
sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly.
#20
My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple
of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock.
Why People Enjoy Weekly Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and weekly jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love weekly jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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