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#1
I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet.
No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
#2
Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15:
how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever..
#3
Last day of school for my kids.
For the next ten weeks, I can stop pretending math is important.
#4
Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided...
...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.
#5
2 weeks sober.
I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people.
#6
In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a
water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea.
#7
[cats at shelter] Where's Frank?
"Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
#8
My wife told me "My gynecologist says I can't have sex for
two weeks" I said "And what did your proctologist say?"
#9
*forgets to talk to friends
for 4 weeks*
#10
My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks
in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
#11
Robot Doctor.
Robot Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Robot Doctor: "1".
#12
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they
can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
#13
I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud.
I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.
#14
What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?
A couple of weeks
#15
If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm
stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile
#16
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10?
10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
#17
What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?
A two-weeker
#18
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."......
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
#19
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb.
02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
#20
I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn...
It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks.
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