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#1
[my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im
using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind
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#2
They say they're free weights, but the gym gets
pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
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#3
I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights.
I wonder how many they'll let me take.
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#4
My work fired me for only losing a kilo!
It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures...
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#5
What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?
A jacked rabbit.
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#6
What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?
Weights
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#7
I never knew I was allergic to iron...
Because after hitting the weights I get swollen.
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#8
*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks
again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
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#9
The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights
all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
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#10
Here's my gym schedule.
Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.
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#11
My workout schedule: 1.
Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat
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#12
What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?
Hypertrophy!
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#13
Why can't you lift weights on Monday?
It's a week day.
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#14
Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights?
And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?
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#15
Is that a tongue ring?
No... my mouth is just liftin weights
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#16
"Lift those weights, see if I care."
Said the impersonal trainer.
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#17
They've finally renamed my gym "Skinny Guys with
Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."
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#18
As a girl who lifts weights at the gym...
I experience a lot of flexual tension
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#19
First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg.
seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights..
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#20
I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell.
"Free weights," my ass!
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